Hannah Montana now has her own… wine? Ok, I know this is Europe, and kids are basically allowed to drink as soon as they exit the womb… but does anyone else find this a bit… over the top? Ok, ok, I will burst your bubble – it is non-alcoholic. But seriously. Even non-alcoholic Hannah Montana wine? I think I may burst into flame. At least it’s cheap, so you can buy a few dozen bottles of it and fake-drink yourself to death without a problem.